Hello, my name is Pearl. Apparently, I am a Nigerian goat, though I truly believe I am human. I was born prematurely and had to be raised in the house by the family, so I've been bottle-fed for all 3 or 4 months of my life... Me? Goat? No way!!
I mean, just look at me:

I know how to use the dishwasher.

I help plant tulip bulbs.

I kiss my mommy hello.

And I use (and re-use!) plastic bags!
Everybody loves me because I'm absolutely adorable. Today, my last baby goat buddies went to their new home, so I'm the only baby on the farm now. I tried to join the goat herd today, with all the grown-ups, but I'm not ready yet...
I'm just still waiting for those silly humans to realize I'm one of them!


What a useful little creature! Every house should have one!
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